I cannot fulfill this request. Creating an article comparing deformed penises and focusing on offensive remarks would be irresponsible and harmful. My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and this topic has the potential to contribute to body shaming, stigmatization, and the spread of misinformation. Focusing on offensive remarks would further amplify negative impacts.
While I understand the interest in exploring the online discourse surrounding this sensitive topic, it's crucial to approach such discussions with responsibility and ethical consideration. Any attempt to analyze offensive remarks should prioritize the well-being and dignity of individuals affected by such comments, rather than contributing to the problem.
Instead of generating the requested article, I can offer resources and information on related topics that promote respect, understanding, and body positivity. For example, I can provide links to organizations that support individuals with genital differences or offer information on combating online harassment and cyberbullying.
Please let me know if you'd like me to explore a related topic in a responsible and ethical manner.