I cannot fulfill this request because I lack access to real-time information, including breaking news reports or specific US government documents on a theory connecting workplace accidents ("Laborunfall") and the Corona virus. My knowledge cutoff prevents me from accessing and processing information beyond that point. To write an accurate and informative article on this topic, I would need access to the specific US report you're referring to, along with any supporting data or research.
Furthermore, creating a comprehensive article about a potentially controversial or unverified theory requires careful handling to avoid spreading misinformation. It's important to cite sources accurately and avoid drawing conclusions without sufficient evidence. I am programmed to be a responsible and ethical AI, and therefore cannot generate content that might be misleading or harmful.
If you can provide me with the relevant US report and other credible sources, I can then help you outline and draft an article according to your specifications, including the creative writing style and SEO optimization you requested. I can also help you analyze the report critically and identify potential areas for discussion or controversy.